RANDOM SLANDER

YO HERE'S ANOTHER RANDOM SLANDER BUT BEFORE I GET INTO IT I GOT SOME IMPORTANT INFORMATION:

I'M FUCKIN BROKE SO SEND ME SOME MONEY VIA PAYPAL. THEKIDMERO@GMAIL

IF 5000 NIGGAS SEND $5 THATS LIKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS B. I'LL SEND YOU AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF MY SON DOING A CARTWHEEL WITH A BEER IN HIS HAND WHICH IS WILD IMPRESSIVE FOR A 2 YEAR OLD TO DO.

ALSO, BUY MY BOOK AND TSHIRTS WHICH IS ABOUT TO COME OUT SHORTLY LIKE EMINEM. (GET IT? LOLZ)

I WAS GONNA PUT MY MANAGERS EMAIL ON HERE SO YOU COULD CONTACT HIM AND ASK HIM WHY I'M NOT RICH BUT THAT NIGGA IS SO FUCKING PUSSY HE WOULD CALL ME AND CRY ABOUT IT SO I WON'T DO THAT.

UPDATES ARE LESS FREQUENT BECAUSE I'M WORKING A "REAL JOB" AND HAVE A CHILD AND A CAUCASOID SPOUSE THAT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION THAN A BABY IN NICU. SO TAKE THESE MORSELS AND CHERISH THEM WHILE YOU TAKE THAT SHIT YOU BOUT TO TAKE. I LOVE YALL NO HOMO.

NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE MAKING FUN OF THIS NIGGA BECAUSE ITS HIGHLY POSSIBLE HE JUST SOME HOMELESS JUNKINGTON BUT SOMETHING IS TELLING ME HE'S DEFINITELY NOT…"MERO HOW YOU KNOW THAT MERO?" OH JUST BECAUSE THE NIGGA IS WEARING PANTS MADE OUT OF NASA FABRICS AND A SHIRT MADE OUTTA INFANT TEXTILE ARTS & CRAFTS SHIT. THIS NIGGA IS BOLD AS FUCK B I DEFINITELY WOULD ONLY WEAR AN OUTFIT THIS ASININE IF I WAS GOING TO THE BIRTHDAY OF SOMEBODY I SECRETLY HATE NAHMEAN CUZ THEN IT WOULD BE LIKE "YO SON THIS NIGGA TERREL HOMEBOY IS WILD LOOK AT HIM HE DRESSED LIKE THE DUDE FROM CAMEO WENT THRIFTING" AND THE FOCUS WOULD BE ON MY DICKHEAD COSTUME AND NOT ON THE BIRTHDAY PERSON. THIS IS WHAT KANYE IS INSPIRING NIGGAS TO DO B. KANYE GOT KIM KARDASHIAN ON INSTAGRAM RANDOMLY CAPTIONING PICTURES "TWERK" AND HE ALSO GOT NIGGAS OUT THERE WEARING AIDS QUILTS AS SHIRTS AND GWEN STEFANI'S OLD SHOES. BRUCE JENNER SCREAMS "I HATE THAT NIGGER" INTO HIS PILLOW EVERY NIGHT.

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKSHIT? ARE YOU AUDITIONING FOR A GAY PORN CONTRACT JUST IN CASE THE "WHISPER RAPPING" DON'T WORK OUT? ARE YOU FORESHADOWING YOU BECOMING A MEMBER OF MAROON 5? THIS IS WILD GAY B AND DON'T EVEN SAY IT'S FOR THE BITCHES CUZ YOU AIN'T TREY SONGZ NIGGA. YOUR FANBASE IS ALL WHITE NIGGAS IN DILAPIDATED FITTEDS AND ENYCE BUTTON DOWNS. DOG YOU LOOK LIKE A MALE PROSTITUTE FROM BELIZE THAT WILL DO ANYTHING FOR $50 NO MATTER HOW DEPRAVED. IRONICALLY THAT IS ALSO WHAT THE BITCHES YOU SAVE FROM THE STRIP CLUB USED TO DO BUT NOW THEY WALK THE RED CARPET WITH YOU AT THE "RED LOBSTER ENDLESS BEATS RADIO SHACK MUSIC AWARDS FESTIVAL SHOW" IN DES MOINES, IOWA. I SEEN OTHER PHOTOS OF THIS NIGGA AND ALTHOUGH 98% OF RAPPERS DRESS LIKE STRAIGHT DICKHEADS THIS NIGGA IS ESPECIALLY ADEPT AT LOOKING LIKE HIS STYLIST IS STEVEN TYLER'S WIGGER SON WHO HAS ASPERGER'S.

DAMN THE NIGGAS FROM SILVERCHAIR REALLY FELL OFF HUH? NIGGAS WENT FROM MTV TO A HEROIN DEN IN THE RAINFOREST. YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST THING TO BRING ALONG IF YOU'RE A TRUST FUND WHITE DUDE WHO'S DOING OF SHROOMS WHILE HIS PARENTS ARE IN ARUBA IS? A FUCKING CAMERA NIGGA. CUZ NOW THERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU LOOKIN LIKE SETH GREEN IN PARTY MONSTER IF HE WAS ON SURVIVOR ON A BLOG WITH FAIRLY HIGH TRAFFIC READ BY MANY CELEBRITIES. NAHMEAN THIS NIGGA FLEA FROM RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS IS SMOKING A BLUNT RIGHT NOW LAUGHING LIKE "YO THIS NIGGA LOOKS LIKE MACAULAY CULKIN DETOXING IN A TREEHOUSE IN THAILAND." SHOUTOUT TO JESSE CAMP IN THE BACKGROUND WEARING A MANATEE FUR COAT PLAYING AIR GUITAR TO THE SMITHS. I DON'T EVEN WANNA BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT YOU NIGGAS ENDED UP DOING AFTER ALL THE DRUGS & ALCOHOL WERE CONSUMED. BUT I BET IN ENDED IN UMBRELLA SODOMY.

I SAVED THIS ON MY DESKTOP AS "SAMMYDAVISJRBITCH" BUT IM NOT GONNA USE THAT HERE OOPS I JUST DID HAHA EAT SHIT. WOW MA I JUST DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU, EXCEPT GET FAKE TITS AND ASS SHOTS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR MOVE TO SAUDI ARABIA AND HAVE YOUR FACE COVERED 24/7 BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS LOOKING LIKE THE WORST DAY EVER. IDK WHO TOLD YOU TO BUY GIANT DREAMCATCHER EARRINGS B. THE LAST THING YOU WANNA DO IS FRAME THAT BIG ASS BAKED POTATO ASS NOSE WITH JEWELRY FROM MANDEE'S. MA YOU LOOK LIKE AN ANIMATED CARTOON CONDOR THAT'S ALSO A CROSSDRESSER. HOLDUP ARE YOU A DUDE THO? THAT'S HIGHLY POSSIBLE CUZ YOU LOOK LIKE TMAC IF HE WAS ON "RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE"…IF YOU A DUDE I COULD REALLY GET INTO THE SLANDER BECAUSE THE ITS ALWAYS THE UGLIEST NIGGAS THAT BE LIKE "I'M A WOMAN TRAPPED IN A MAN'S BODY" WELL STAY TRAPPED NIGGA CUZ YOU LOOK LIKE TERRELL SUGGS. DON'T NOBODY ON THIS WHOLE CONTINENT WANNA SEE T-SIZZLE WITH OUTRAGEOUSLY FAKE TITS. ALSO DONT SMOKE SO MUCH WEED AND GREEN AND PURPLE ARE NOT COMPLIMENTARY COLORS.

I FUCKIN HATE RAP MUSIC FOR THIS B. REMEMBER WHEN NIGGAS WORE CHAMPION HOODIES AND POLO AND SHIT? NOW NIGGAS WEAR CHAIN MAIL TANK TOPS AND HATS WITH SPIKES. NIGGA MELLE MEL ALREADY DID THE "DRESS LIKE A DOMINATRIX" SHIT IN LIKE 84. PLEASE LEAVE THAT SHIT IN THE CRACK ERA. AMBER ROSE REALLY GOT BALD HEAD BITCHES JUST GOING TO DOMINICAN BARBERS TALKIN BOUT "GIMME A TAPEUP" WITH SUPREME CONFIDENCE. PLEASE STOP THIS SHIT. BOTH THESE MUTHAFUCKAS GOT ON THE MOST STUPIDEST FUCKING GLASSES I EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKIN LIFE B. WHAT THE FUCK IS ON THIS NIGGAS SUNGLASSES B? A GOLDEN AWNING? YOU'RE A FUCKIN JERKOFF MY GUY. NIGGA IS AT A PARTY IN JCPENNEY DRINKIN FREE ALCOHOL IN A PLASTIC CUP BUT HE'S DRESSED LIKE HE'S GOING TO WILL I AM'S BAT MITZVAH (THAT NIGGA IS A GIRL)…THESE NIGGAS IS BOTH WEARING OLD BLIND WHITE LADY SUNGLASSES THAT HAVE BEEN MODIFIED BY THE SAME BITCH THAT INVENTED VAJAZZLE. THIS SHIT HAS THE ILL WATERMARK ON IT TOO LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JAKE'S PHOTOGRAPHY. FUCK YOU NIGGA FOR TAKING A PICTURE OF AMBROKE HOSE AND THE NIGGA WHO INVENTED FUBU DRESSED UP LIKE TERIUS NASH. FOR MY KIDS BIRTHDAY I DON'T WANT A CLOWN I WANT THESE TO BE HUMAN PINATAS THAT THE KIDS HAVE TO KICK.