YEAH MY NIGGA FACEBOOK IS OVER UNLESS YOUR LIFE IS VERY VERY BASIC LIKE MY CABLE. IF YOU WORK IN A WAREHOUSE AND GO HOME AFTER WORK AND EAT A DINNER THAT YOU DON'T PHOTOGRAPH THEN YOU PROBABLY ARE ON FACEBOOK NAHMEAN. WHICH IS OK, NOT EVERYONE CAN BE AN EXTREMELY CHARMING INTERESTING NIGGAS SUCH AS LIKE MYSELF.
THE SOCIAL NETWORK HIERARCHY IS LIKE THIS
TWITTER: FOR "COOL GUYS WHO WEAR SNAPBACKS" AND "COOL GIRLS WHO LISTEN TO FRANK OCEAN AND GOTYE AT DA SAME DAMN TIME" THIS SHIT IS PRETTY MUCH AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN. I USE IT TO THRIVE BECAUSE I AM A VERY APATHETIC LAZY ASSHOLE WHO SMOKES WEED OUT OF HOMEMADE CONTRAPTIONS WHILE I SIT IN MY RECLINER WATCHING TERRIBLE MOVIES ON NETFLIX. WHICH MEANS THIS SHIT GETS UPDATED ONCE A MONTH. TWITTER KEEPS NIGGAS INTERESTED IN WHAT I'M DOING NAHMEAN CUZ IF I DIDN'T TWEET NIGGAS WOULD BE LIKE "FUCK THIS GUY DUDE HE'S SUCH A LAZY NIGGER HE NEVER UPDATES HIS FUCKING BLOG"...INSTEAD THEY LIKE "YO B, YOUR TWITTER IS SO FUCKING EPIC B! PLZ UPDATE UR BLOG DEWD!" NAHMEAN SO IT HELPS ME STAY RELEVANT. I ALSO LIVETWEET MAJOR EVENTS LIKE THE TONY AWARDS AND NYPD SHOOTINGS.
FACEBOOK: USED TO BE THE BOSS DON OF SOCIAL NETWORKS TILL THAT LITTLE MARSHMALLOW GERBIL FACE NIGGA MARK SUCKERBERG MARRIED AN ASIAN BITCH AND TOOK HER TO TACO BELL FOR THEY HONEYMOON. THAT SHIT FUCKED UP THE NIGGA FENG SHUI B. NAHMEAN NIGGAS CHI IS ALL OUTTA ALIGNMENT NOW CUZ BUDDHA WAS LIKE "NIGGA YOU A TRILLIONAIRE AND THIS IS HOW YOU GONNA DO MEI LING?" NIGGA BOUGHT THE BITCH A RING THAT COST 25G'S. WHICH IS THE EQUIVALENT OF ME BUYING A BITCH A RING FROM ONE OF THE CRACKHEAD NIGGAS THAT GOT A TABLE OUT ON TREMONT. SINCE THE NIGGA HAS BEEN CURSED HE WENT PUBLIC AND IS NOW WORTH ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE THAN 146 MICHAEL JORDANS (THE HUMAN, NOT THE SHOE). FACEBOOK IS NOW EXCLUSIVELY FOR ANNOYING NEW PARENTS, GRANDMAS, BROS THAT STILL GO TO HARDCORE SHOWS IN 2012, MOTHER IN LAWS, AND PROFFESORS THAT BE GOING TO GAY RALLIES & SHIT.
MYSPACE: IT'S ONLY TRANNIES ON MYSPACE NOW B. IF YOU EVEN CHECK MYSPACE THEN YOU TELLING ME THAT ALSO BE CHECKING BACKPAGE.COM FOR A NIGGA WITH TITS AND A FLACCID PENIS TO BLOW YOU FOR "~*~50 ROSES~*~". I DON'T THINK THATS THE IMAGE YOU WANNA PROJECT B SO CHILL WITH MYSPACE THAT SHIT IS OVER LIKE VON DUTCH HATS AND TRANS FATS. YO I AIN'T EVEN MEAN TO RHYME THAT BUT I BET YOU THAT IMMATURE CORLEONE NIGGA OR LUPE FIASSHOLE IS GONNA BITE THAT. IF FACEBOOK IS MICHAEL JORDAN (FUCK THAT NIGGA) THEN MYSPACE IS MAGIC JOHNSON. NAHMEAN CUZ MYSPACE WAS THE MAN TIL IT GOT AIDS AND FACEBOOK WENT FROM COLLEGE TO THE PROS.
MIGENTE: YOUR PUERTO RICAN GRANDMA IS ON THIS VERY VERY HEAVY. SO MANY PUERTO RICAN STEVIE B CONCERTGOING LATIN QUARTERS ON SALSA NIGHT 40 YEAR OLD GRANDMAS ON THIS SHIT LIKE ITS THEY START PAGE MY NIGGA. I USED TO HAVE A PAGE ON THIS SHIT I'M NOT GONNA FRONT. I GOT A LARGE AMOUNT OF PUSSY OFF THIS SHIT TOO B SO SHOUTOUT TO WHOEVER INVENTED IT, BUT THEN MYSPACE CAME ALONG AND KNOCKED THESE NIGGAS OFF THEY PEDESTAL IN A MAJOR WAY. THEN THE RICAN GRANDMA TRIBE CAME THRU AND TOOK OVER AND NOW THEY ON THERE POSTING MOTOROLA RAZR PICTURES OF THEM AND THEY NEW TRAMPSTAMP THAT THEY KIDS DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
YOUR WELCOME FOR THAT KNOWLEDGE BUT THAT IS NOT MY THESIS OF THIS SHIT B. I'M HERE TO TELL YOU NIGGAS WHAT NOT DO ON TWITTER TO NOT LOOK LIKE A WILD FUCKBOY ASSHOLE THAT I WILL NEVER FOLLOW NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU RT ME.
POST KIDS PICS
NIGGA I HAVE KIDS TOO, YOU WANT A LIFE BONUS BISCUIT TREAT? NIGGAS POSTING PICTURES OF THEY KIDS LIKE I GIVE A FUCK. NIGGA ESPECIALLY DON'T POST PICTURES OF THOSE LIL MUTHAFUCKAS IF THEY LOOK LIKE BABY MUTANT GOAT GOBLINS B. NIGGAS GOT PICTURES OF THEY KIDS WIT KOOLAID STAINS ON THEY FACE LIKE THAT SHIT IS CUTE THAT SHIT IS NOT CUTE. I HAVE KIDS AND I FIND THIS ANNOYING. I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HOW ANNOYING IT IS TO NIGGAS WITH NO KIDS WHO ARE PURELY FOLLOWING YOU FOR MIRROR PICS OF YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR OR AT THE GYM IN FULL MAKEUP WITH YOUR HAIR DONE. POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR KIDS JUST REMINDS NIGGAS THAT YOU WERE PREGNANT ONCE AND NOBODY LIKES PREGNANT BITCHES UNLESS THEY GOT THEM PREGNANT THEYSELF AND ON PURPOSE. I GOT MY WIFE PREGNANT ON PURPOSE BECAUSE SHE HAD A VERY HIGH CREDIT SCORE WHICH ALLOWS ME TO MAKE PURCHASES I CAN'T AFFORD SUCH AS LIKE EXCESSIVELY LARGE TELEVISIONS AND ALSO SHE LOOKS GOOD NUDE. BUT YO THE POINT IS I DON'T WANNA SEE PICTURES OF YOUR FUCKING DISGUSTING OFFSPRING IN SPORT SANDALS WITH ICE CREAM ON THEY FACE AT DISNEY WORLD.
TWEET HOROSCOPES
OH SHIT DID YOU KNOW THAT GEMINIS FALL IN LOVE JUST AS EASILY AS THEY FALL OUT OF LOVE? OH DID YOU KNOW THAT CANCERS ARE VERY AGGRESIVE IN THE BEDROOM? OH DID YOU KNOW THAT I DONT GIVE NOT ONE MOLECULE OF A FUCK ATOM MY NIGGA? HOROSCOPES ARE FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT WHITE WOMEN MADE UP TO HAVE A GUIDE TO LIFE B. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT. THE STARS ARE IN THIS CERTAIN ALIGNMENT SO YOU'RE ABOUT TO "COLLABORATE ON A SUCCESFUL PROJECT" ??? DO YOU KNOW HOW VAGUE THAT SOUNDS MY NIGGA? I COULD SAY THAT ABOUT ANYTHING. IF I LINK UP WITH GRACIE AND SHE BRINGS BEERS AND I BRING XANAX THAT'S COLLABORATING ON A SUCCESSFUL PROJECT B. WOW HOROSCOPES MUST BE REAL THEN RIGHT? I COULD SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING AND MAKE IT SOUND TRUE. THEY SHOULD HIRE ME TO WRITE THOSE SHITS B. "JUPITERS MOON IS IN ORBIT OF URANUS SO SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN TODAY THAT WILL SURPRISE YOU." OH WORD? THAT COULD LITERALLY MEAN ANYTHING. SURPRISE! I FOUND A SOCK UNDER MY DRESSER! SURPRISE I FOUND A VICODIN IN MY JACKET POCKET!! SURPRISE THE MCRIB IS BACK!! OH SHIT MY HOROSCOPE WAS RIGHT!! YO GO FUCK YOURSELF AND KEEP THAT SALLY BROMPTON WALTER MERCADO SHIT OFF MY TL.
TWEET 1090293884 LINKS A DAY
OH I'M VERY HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE A WEBSITE OR WORK FOR SOME SHIT THAT HAS A WEBSITE BUT GUESS WHAT NIGGA I COME ON TWITTER TO LAUGH AND LOOK AT "URBAN MODELS" DEGRADING THEMSELVES TO GET ME TO COME TO A SHITTY CLUB THAT I'M NOT GONNA GO TO. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR WEBSITE NIGGA OR THE COOL ARTICLE YOU JUST READ ON "HUFFPO" NIGGA UNLESS THAT SHIT BRINGS ME TO A WORLDSTAR ASS SHAKING VIDEO KEEP THAT SHIT OFF MY FUCKING TL BEFORE I POST 2000 TMZ LINKS IN A ROW ABOUT HEATH LEDGERS BOOK COLLECTION. I'M WORKING WITH TWITTER FOR IPHONE AND THERES NO MUTE OPTION AND I'M AFRAID OF CHANGE SO I'M NOT USING A DIFFERENT APP SO SHUTUP AND BE QUIET. IM NOT CLICKING SHIT UNLESS I WILL LAUGH OR GET A BONER SO KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF.
POST PICS OF YOUR NAILS
OH YOU GOT YOUR NAILS DONE BOO THAT'S NICE I'M EXCITED. NO I'M NOT EXCITED I'M UPSET WITH YOU, I ONLY FOLLOW YOU CUZ YOU POSTED PICTURES OF YOURSELF IN A FISHNET BODYSUIT A FEW TIMES AND YOU HAVE ASS SHOTS. THAT'S IT. I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE PICTURES BUT IT'S NOT. IT'S A PICTURE OF YOUR "NAIL ART" THAT YOU DID YOURSELF AND IS OD SLOPPY. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN POST THAT B? YOU PAINTED FOUR NAILS PINK AND ONE GREEN OH SHIT! MY MIND IS BLOWN YO! YOU ARE BREAKING NEW GROUND IN THE FIELD OF FINGERNAILS BOO I AM GENUINELY EXCITED ABOUT THIS! SIKE BITCH NO I'M NOT...YOU DIDN'T EVEN STAY IN THE LINES MA ARE YOU ON OXYCONTIN RIGHT NOW? GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BEDAZZLED NAILS BITCH.
POST PICTURES OF WORDS
THIS IS FOR INSTAGRAM MORESO BUT NIGGAS, CAN YOU PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THE PICTURES OF WORDS? YOU ARE NOT A POET B. ALSO, THAT STUPID BOB MARLEY QUOTE IS NOT COOLER BECAUSE IT'S IN A GAY LITTLE FONT AND HAS A BACKGROUND. IT'S STILL A FUCKING CORNY "GUIDANCE COUNSELOR TRYING TO GET PUSSY" STATEMENT THAT IS BORING AND CLICHE. SAYING THAT STUPID INTROSPECTIVE TWEET USING "WORDART" IS NOT GONNA MAKE ME BE LIKE "OH SHIT, 'LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE!' THAT'S SO REAL AND TRUE MAN IT'S LIKE WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT!" AIGHT BITCH? PLEASE STICK TO POSTING PICTURES OF YOURSELF IN FISHNET BODYSUITS AND IF YOU'RE A NIGGA POSTING THESE PLEASE PUT DYNAMITE INSIDE YOUR CERVIX AND EXPLODE YOURSELF TO A MILLION PIECES B. STOP WITH THE "TWEEGRAMS" RIGHT NOW.
CATCH FEELINGS
IF I WRITE SOMETHING ON TWITTER THAT YOU DISAGREE WITH DON'T FUCKING INVADE MY MENTIONS LIKE AFRICAN CHILD SOLDIERS HIGH ON INFANT BLOOD TRYING TO TROLL ME CUZ YOUR FEELINGS GOT HURT B. IT'S FUCKING TWITTER. YOU CAN FOLLOW ME OR NOT FOLLOW ME DOG IT'S YOUR CHOICE. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M IN YOUR LIVINGROOM TELLING YOU THE BEATLES SUCK. I JUST CASUALLY SAID THAT SHIT ON TWITTER CUZ THEY FUCKIN SUCK AND MAKE SESAME STREET SING ALONG MUSIC. NIGGAS GOT A SONG THAT GOES "I'M A PAPERBACK WRIIIIITEEEERRRRRR" NIGGA THAT IS REALLY A SONG. THAT'S LIKE ME GOING IN THE STUDIO AND PLAYING ELMO'S WORLD INSTRUMENTALS AND SINGIN "I BUY TOMATOES AT THE GROCERY STOOOORRREEE" OVER THEM. BUT THESE NIGGAS ARE "THE GREATEST BAND EVER" AND IF I SAY OTHERWISE 400 WHITE PEOPLE SHOW UP IN MY MENTIONS CLUTCHING THEIR CHESTS IN FITS OF DIGITAL RAGE B. DON'T CATCH FEELINGS ON TWITTER B IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS.
SPAM ME
EVERY SINCE PEOPLE OF NOTE STARTED FUCKIN WITH ME ON TWITTER I STAY GETTING BOMBARDED BY NIGGAS TRYING TO GET ME TO LISTEN TO THEY SHITTY MUSIC. NIGGA PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. I DON'T LISTEN TO "NEW MUSIC" I'M NOT A FUCKING A&R B. I'M NOT GONNA SEND YOUR SHIT TO MY RAP AFFILIATE PEOPLE. I HAVE TWO MAIN GOALS IN LIFE AND THEY ARE TO GET MONEY SO MY WIFE STOPS COMPLAINING AND I CAN BUY MY KID NIKE BOOTS, AND ALSO TO STAY HIGH WHILE SPENDING THE LEAST AMOUNT OF MONEY POSSIBLE. LISTENING TO YOUR 78 TRACK MIXTAPE DOES NOT ALIGN ITSELF WITH ANY OF THOSE THINGS B. NIGGAS ARE LIKE THE INTERNET VERSION OF THE GUY AT 34TH STREET THAT RUN UP ON YOU LIKE "YO FAM YOU LIKE HIPHOP? CHECK MY SHIT OUT!" *HANDS YOU HEADPHONES*...YES I LIKE HIPHOP BUT I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOUR SHIT CUZ YOU JUST TRIED TO AUDIO RAPE ME WHILE I WAS COMIN OUTTA BURGER KING VERY HIGH. YOU NIGGAS SPAMMING MY MENTIONS WITH "THE HOTTEST JOINT OF DA SUMMER!" ARE JUST AS BAD CUZ I MAY HAVE POTENTIALLY OVERLOOKED A SALACIOUS GROUPIE MENTION BECAUSE YOUR FUCKERY AND ALL THESE BENZOS I TOOK IS THROWING ME OFF. DO NOT TRY TO SELL ME SHIT IN MY MENTIONS.AIGHT SO ESSENTIALLY THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD BEHAVE ON TWITTER B. AVOID DOING ALL THESE THINGS, AND CONSISTENTLY SAY FUNNY SHIT AND I WILL PROLLY MAYBE FOLLOW YOU. OR YOU COULD JUST HAVE FAKE TITS AND ASS SHOTS AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU AND WATCH YOU LIE ABOUT ALL THE "HARD WORKOUTS" YOU'RE DOING AT THE GYM WHILE I CLICK ON ALL YOUR INSTAGRAM LINKS. OR YOU COULD BE A PRODUCER AND PUT A MILLION ON THE TABLE.
PS THERE'S MORE UPDATES COMING I GOTTA EDIT THEM & SHIT. LOOK FOR THEM IN THE NEXT DAY OR TWO I JUST DROPPED THIS ONE CUZ I LOVE Y'ALL AND I'M ON SO MUCH PILLS I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE EXCEPT FOR MY NOSE WHICH IS VERY ITCHY.
FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST OTHER TWITTER OFFENSES IN THE COMMENTS MAYBE I'LL DO A SECOND PART TO THIS SHIT.
#KNOWLEDGE
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thank u based mero
ReplyDeleteAdd-on to the kids part: don't fucking tweet about your boyfriend/husband if you're posting thirst traps all day on Twitter...niggas don't want to hear about how your bf rubs your feet and listens to your problems and all this other dumb shit
ReplyDeleteDare to drop...dare to drop. And nigger lips is mad that a single hit by the Beatles raked in more money than this purple lipped ape will in his lifetime.
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DeleteDespite your shitty attempt at racism, the Beatles still suck. Sesame Street Singalong is the best description of those overrated limey fucks I've ever heard.
DeleteWhat's the difference between "I am the Walrus" and a song about the number 12 featuring Elmo? Fucking nothing.
Don't fucking tweet conversations to yourself that you obviously won't even get any responses too
ReplyDeleteDon't be Tyler the Creator or Kanye West and post 1873637267326283 tweets about the new "fresh" shit you copped.
ReplyDelete@imcoolinbitch
ReplyDeleteHeath you're stoopid. Kanye posts once every new moon, hate more.
ReplyDeletePeople gotta stop tweeting about naps and sandwiches and shit.
ReplyDeleteNo Twitter for me. I aint tryin to be followin niggas b. That shit is gay.
ReplyDeleteI MI recording an entire CD in my crib EVERY FUCKIN instrumentals is this song I FUCKIN 20 TRACKS OF MY Spittin my attack RATE ON THIS RAP INSTRUMENTAL Soupy, I MY ME OUT AND CALLIN Shuttin Em Down / I RAP BETTER THAN NAS / I I AM THE BOSS / I RAP BETTER THAN RICK ROSS / I AM THE BOSS / I RAP BETTER THAN LIL KANYE / I AM THE BOSS / I RAP BETTER THAN Wayney / I AM THE BOSS / I RAP BETTER THAN JAY-zilla / I AM THE BOSS / I RAP BETTER THAN Nujabes / I AM THE BOSS / PEEWEE HERMAN DO / do the smurf/
ReplyDeleteI NEVER LET THEM SHIT IN MY CRIB IN KENNETH COLE / I have athlete's foot AND PCP SMOKE ON MY CLOTHES / ODOR METH surrounds any TOILET HOSE me / I have my shades GUCCI/HER NOTICE THAT I AM THE BOMB / IM at point mY MILKSHAKE exploit on to your Titt-AYS / I GOT mY PANTS CAMO and allow the fly to display my erections TO tHE CLUB / them diligently / GOT mY GLOCKNINES OFFsAFETY/ for my own safety / ROLL wITH ALL THE BOYS AND ALL oF THEM ARE MAKIN out with one / I have the shirt so you can see MY TAT
DO THE PEEWEE HERMAN, THE SMURF/ SMELL MY SMOKIN PCP / This is my son in Iraq / NEVER ROLL FOR DOLO / I feed a motherfucker MY ROLOS IF HE TRY TO ROB ME / OR IF A GAY HOMO try to open MY HATCH / to kill and Roll THAT MOGGA HEAD in a shallow grave / PEEWEE HERMAN DO, tHE SMURF / smell my smoke PCP / PEEWEE Herman, the SMURF / smell my smoke PCP / PROLOCEC DRINKIN ALL DAY MILKSHAKES / NEVER worked a day in my lIFE / PURE Eatin POTOTOS POWDERED XANAX / NEVER worked a day in my life / DO THE PEEWEE
Livin On LOAN time the clock TICK faster, Bout to DRIZZLE YOUR FACE WITH MY CUM BLASTER, all attacks Wack ITS BECOMING A DISASTER, grabbed a hoe another day and lift her skirt to a finger some DONGS AND MAN PELLETS do you HIT IT? IS NOT GAY NOT GAY had to throw around because it was a Foo Foo GUY, but I can HIT THE PUSSY AND I so tight, all my strength, Afternoon Delight, as I fear, THEREFORE, No End in Sight THE DESTRUCTION OF THEBrazilian RAINFORIST LIKE YO SO PORUS LIKE MORIS
I Spitt HOT GARBAGE / my flow is a tornado TORNADO TORNADO WASTE / LEAEVE YOU with a rash / MY GAME IS AN ELEPHANT mounted a motherfucker tight hot pants / SACK SCHEME enormous DONG / I mean my dONG SACK / PREPARATION FOR ATTACK / ASSAULT Full Frontal / COVER YOU IN MY VANILLA MALT / eminates THAT MY dONG NOODLE / I SPIT HOT OIL / I SPIT STRAIGHT MACE / y yO FACE spray dong and / FOR EVERY DICK YOU GOT / I have two / AND I CAN BONG BIACHES WHILE TWO / TWO COCKS Both the first
Yes My NOGGA, MI Dongs is as big as a spaceship / MY OTHER DICK / I HIT 2 BITCHS BOTH AT THE SAME TIME / DONK TWO WOMEN TOGETHER WITH MY TWO DINKS/ TWO SAMURAISWORDS/ I LET Hang ME OUT IN MY PANTS tO HIGHLIGHT My erection IN CLUB/ MI RIMING has reached perfection / drank a bottle of Ciroc BROUGHT A GIRL HOME / RAISE tHE DRESS tO FIND A MAN OF BONE / SHE wAS Dongs bigger than mine / I HIT tHAT ANYWAY IS MY CRIME / THOUGHT I wAS A FLY HONEY But it was a Vietnam China NIGGA Posin As a woman/ IT
YO MY GRUMPY HERE IS I TO SHAKE A BUGGY, WEARANG MY CAMO PANTS AND HANGIN MY BOLL AND MY WANGS TO
THE FLOOR, IT AINT MY FAULT YOU RAPPA SO POOR, YOU DUNK NOGGA, I COULD PUCK YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A SWAMP MONSTER, MORE LIKELY IM HERE STANDIN IMPONSTER. YO I AM NAKED AND HOLDIN MY BOLL, DOOROG ON MY DOME AND A SHOOTGUN SOWED OFF. DROP THEM PANNAYS TO THE TOLOT AND FLUSH DOWN YOUR PUBIC HA-Y-RE, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AY-AIR LIKE YOUR GIRLFRAND IS GONNA WONK YOUR TONKA TRUK.
NOGGA I SPIT FOREST FIRES OUT MY DONGS HOLE/ I SPIT FLAMES ON A BIACHES PENIS HOLE/ HAD SEX WITH TWO BITCHES IN THE MOVIE THEATER SAME TIME/ DID EM SIMUTANEOUSLY WITH MY TWO DONGS/ EITHER ONE OF MY DONGS IS BIBBER THAN YOURS, AND MY BOLLS ARE AS BIG AS THE NUTS ON A KILLAWHALE/ I DID A MANG WHILE I IN JAIL/ I NANGED HIM BACK THO/ SO NO HOMO/ I HUMPED A TRANNY ON ACCIDENTY/ THOUGHT IT A BITCH/ LIFT THE SKIRT TO FIND THE DONG AND CAPSULES/ I HIT IT REGARDLESS/ THAT BETWEEN ME AND GOD/ I AINT GAY
That. Nigga. DS.
ReplyDelete"IF I DIDN'T TWEET NIGGAS WOULD BE LIKE 'FUCK THIS GUY DUDE HE'S SUCH A LAZY NIGGER HE NEVER UPDATES HIS FUCKING BLOG'"
ReplyDeletewow lmfao
also don't call mero based, I can assure you he doesn't want to be associated with Lil B fuckshit
ReplyDeletealso Mero is now more popular than 12oz - what spin off gets that honor? Boris got that level too
ReplyDeleteI hate when bitches retweet every Simp tweet made.. & it's always the ho's who retweet that shit like botch we all know you a hoe I just havent I followed you yet cause I wanna fuck you still
ReplyDeleteTo add on why I was saying I can't stand it even more when niggas be tweeting that stupid shit all just to fuck the hoe I'm tryna fuck too.. Niggas making me look ba cause ion wanna lie to that hoe over twitter.. And yo why suburban niggas always tweetin how niggas is fake thugs and wanna compare whatever city their in to Compton or Chicago or some other city with a top 5 murder rate nation wide.. These niggas aren't even from that town.. But yo why is it niggas have atleast 10 hoes on speed dial every day according to twitter or they are fucking every niggas girlfriend.. every nigga tweets that! On average a nigga who really on his game is fucking atleast one HO who has a man but every niggas girlfriend c'mon son I know you your moms ain't letting you have the car like that.. & why bitches tweet about sex every other tweet like they fucking atleast 5 times a day.. Ma you work two jobs I know cause I saw your best friend she told me how you still can't work a dildo.. Chill with that shit
Delete"IF FACEBOOK IS MICHAEL JORDAN (FUCK THAT NIGGA) THEN MYSPACE IS MAGIC JOHNSON. NAHMEAN CUZ MYSPACE WAS THE MAN TIL IT GOT AIDS AND FACEBOOK WENT FROM COLLEGE TO THE PROS." - #genius
ReplyDeleteWow. I just found your blog on accident and about died. Hilarious shit, Mero! Fuck the trolls trying to provoke some bs. This blog is about jokes. What kind of miserable little twat goes to a comedy act,gets offended and becomes so angry that they start doing retard impressions?
ReplyDeleteOMG FOLLOW TWITTER BRO.
ReplyDeletedamn white people be lame as fuck. no wonder gettin pussy is such a struggle for those niggas
ReplyDeleteI'm white and get more pussy and money than you. Damn black people and their ignorance.
Deleteyeah but you're white so you're still a BITCH
Deletebet they had baby dicks just like you...y'all ain't suppose to reproduce. and I'm from the islands
ReplyDeleteThat's a lie, Niggers can't swim.
Deletefuck all these racist lil dick fuckers. What you have to remember about the Beatles is that they were innovative. like maaaad innovative. They only had like 4 track recorders at the time. dudes had orchistras and playing records backwards. wild crazy shit. Everymember wrote the music so thats why some songs are real child like. but they did make huge strides in the musical landscape of the world.
ReplyDeletefuck the beatles. fuck them lame ass honkees. you little dick honkees get robbed cause you bitches look like victims. go play hacky sack or whatever you no swag havin HONKEEEES do for fun bitch
ReplyDeletei bet this nigga in a trailor right now smokin meth about to eat a mayonaise sandwich, fuckin faggot. and fuck elvis too. that aint you? thats not your wave HONKEE? or are you one of those clowns who sit around listening to wu tang all day pretending like you can relate thirsty to be down. bitches dont even like white dudes b. suck a dick
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Trick Daddy eat mayonnaise sandwiches too, you bootleg Professor Griff.
DeleteCan't we all be friends regardless of skin color, taste in music, and dick size? Any of you chumps actually give a fuck about another guys dick and how much pussy he gets is insecure about your own dick and what little pussy it gets. The Beatles jam and so does Wu Tang. I don't give a fuck what color yo skin is. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, your cool, and fuck you I'm out!
ReplyDeleteNiggers are just salty cause their race is stupid and poor enough to be owned by the white man.
Deletethe white man own your stupid white ass too. now go sign u for the army and get your legs blowed offf....for your country lmao
ReplyDeleteWhen people RT responses.
ReplyDelete"Good. RT: @nobody How are you?"
You're funny. Good luck on noisey.com. Thanks for the advice. We ended up eloping
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