Wednesday, September 21, 2011

THIS NIGGA RAY J B...


APPARENTLY THIS NIGGA RAY J IS BACK WITH WHITNEY.


"MERO HOW YOU KNOW THAT?"

BECAUSE THIS NIGGA RAY J WENT ON THE RAP STATION WITH THAT NIGGA CHARLAMAGNE (WHO IS CORNY CUZ HE TALKS WILD RECKLESSLY BUT WHEN CIPHA SOUNDS SAID SOME SHIT ABOUT HAITIANS HAVING AIDS HE GOT ALL SERIOUS LIKE A BITCH, IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT DON'T DISH IT NIGGA.) AND DROPPED A SERIOUS CONTENDER FOR COKEDREAM OF THE YEAR (PROBS DECADE)...THIS NIGGA WENT UP THERE TALKIN BOUT HE SMACKED FABOLOUS IN HIS FACE AND HIS BIG HOMIES POUNDED THAT NIGGA OUT AND HIS NIGGAS IS GONNA BLAH BLAH BLAH OBVIOUSLY THAT NIGGA IS BLOWIN THAT PABLO RIGHT UP INTO HIS CRANIAL, NIGGA SHIT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT STEPPED ON IF HE CALLIN UP RADIO STATIONS TELLIN THESE PHENOMENAL COKETALES B.

NIGGA YOU RAY J THOUGH. WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IN LIFE BESIDES COMIN OUT THE SAME VAGINA AS BRANDY AND HER AFRICAN SALON EXTENSIONS? NIGGA PIPED KIM KARDASHIAN AND TAPED IT B. NIGGA THAT WAS A STRATEGIC MOVE BY THAT BITCH MY G. KIM KARDASHIAN USED YOUR PENIS AS A STEPPING STONE FAM. SHE WAS LIKE "I GOTTA MAKE A SEX TAPE TO BLOW UP BUT THE NIGGA CAN'T BE THAT FAMOUS CUZ THEN IT'LL BE HIS TAPE AND NOT MINE" SO BOOM NIGGA THAT'S WHAT IT IS, SHE COULD ALSO FUCKED THE NIGGA FROM IMMATURE OR TAJ MOWRY.

I THINK YOU FUCKED LIL KIM TOO BUT THAT'S SOME SHIT I WOULD PROLLY ONLY DO ON A DARE. THAT BITCH PUSSY IS LIKE THE AMAZON JUNGLE B, IT SOUNDS LIKE A COOL PLACE TO BE TILL YOU ACTUALLY THERE GETTIN THEM BUGS ON YOU. I REMEMBER BEING IN A WHIP SMOKIN A BLUNT AND LISTENIN TO KAY SLAY OR SOME SHIT AND SOME NONDESCRIPT NIGGA THAT PROLLY PAYS KAY SLAY TO PLAY HIS SHIT HAD A JOINT ON AND RAY J WAS ON THE HOOK TALKIN ABOUT "IM A GHETTO SOULJAAAA!!" NIGGA YOU RICH!! YOU LIVE IN PLACES WHERE NIGGAS HAVE DRIVEWAYS LONGER THAN KINGSBRIDGE, FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT "GHETTO SOULJA" B?



THIS SHIT JUST KINDA MAKES ME FEEL LIKE RAPPERS IS CORNBALLS B. LIKE "RAP TYPE NIGGAS" CUZ I KNOW BRANDY JR. AIN'T A RAPPER. BUT HE'S IN THE "RAP TYPE NIGGA" CATEGORY. LIKE WHERE ELSE DO NIGGAS MAKE UP WILD COKEDREAM STORIES ABOUT FIGHTS AND BEEFS AND SHIT? (BESIDES GRAFFITI) NIGGAS ALL GOT MONEY (ALLEGEDLY) SO WHY AIN'T YOU JUST CHILLIN B? DO YOU B, WHY YOU WORRIED ABOUT BEING A PUNCHLINE? LOOK AT YUNG BERG, THAT NIGGA MAYBE HAS MONEY STILL, NIGGA IS THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE WORLD B. THE NIGGAS FROM WEEZER PROLLY LAUGH AT THAT NIGGA LIKE "HAHA YO THAT NIGGA IS WILD PUSSY B!"...HE'S CHILLIN THOUGH, HE AIN'T BOTHERIN NOBODY. THAT NIGGA IS SUCH A FRAIL JOKE THAT EVEN KREAYSHAWN TRIED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT HIM B...AND THAT BITCH IS THE MOST FRAUDULENT TRANSEXUAL BABY WIGGER EVER TO GRACE YOUTUBE. BUT STILL THAT NIGGA AIN'T CALLIN RADIO STATIONS TALKIN ABOUT HIS GAY RAPIST "BIG HOMIES" PUTTIN THEY D INSIDE ANOTHER MAN B...C'MON MY NIGGA YOU WAS ON VH1 KISSIN ON SOME BITCHES THAT WASN'T CLASSY ENOUGH TO BE ON "BAD GIRLS CLUB". NIGGA YOU KNOW WHAT USED TO BE ON VH1? SHERYL CROW MY NIGGA. "ALLA WANNA DEW IS HASSUM FUUUNN INNA SANNA MONICA BOULEVAAAHH"...THAT SABERTOOTH OLD GEOGRAPHY TEACHER BITCH WAS ON VH1, THEN YOU WAS ON VH1 B. SO THAT MAKES YOU WILD GAY AND INCAPABLE OF SLAYIN A NIGGAS CHARACTER OR DUFFIN A NIGGA OUT. STOP THIS NONSENSE AND JUST CHILL IN YOUR INDOOR POOL (OR YOUR OUTDOOR POOL).

RELAX B.

5 comments:

  1. hehe this Nigga here is comical, keep up the good work bruh

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  2. "THAT BITCH PUSSY IS LIKE THE AMAZON JUNGLE B, IT SOUNDS LIKE A COOL PLACE TO BE TILL YOU ACTUALLY THERE GETTIN THEM BUGS ON YOU"

    *dead*

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