ANOTHER 10 DICKHEAD NIGGAS ON TWITTER

MORE TWITTER. MORE FACIALS. MORE GARBAGES TO PUT THE FACIALS IN.

YO LAST TIME I GAVE YOU 10 NIGGAS WHO HAD A HIGH AVOIDABILITY FACTOR WHICH MEANS YOU SHOULD GET THE FUCK OUT THEY WAY ON TWITTER AND JUST LET THEM DO THEM AND NOT FOLLOW THEM. THAT WAY THEIR FUCKERY FALLS ON DEAF EARS NAHMEAN? SOME "IF A FUCKNIGGA TWEETS IN THE WOODS DOES ANYBODY HEAR IT?" TYPE SHIT. SO HERE'S 10 MORE NIGGAS WHO NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUTTA YOUR EYESIGHT/FOLLOW LIST.

@ROBKARDASHIAN

THIS NIGGA IS A FUCKIN BIRD. HE'S A SPECIES OF BIRD B. THE NIGGA IS A HERBATROSS. THIS AVIAN FLU NIGGA IS FAMOUS CUZ HIS SISTER IS FAMOUS AND HIS SISTER IS FAMOUS CUZ SHE MADE A YOUTUBE VIDEO SUCKIN RAY J'S DICK (WHO IS FAMOUS CUZ HIS SISTER IS FAMOUS AND CUZ HE'S THE ONLY MAN BRAVE ENOUGH TO EVER EAT LIL KIM'S PUSSY)...I KNOW SOME OF MY READERS WENT TO SCHOOL AND THERE'S GOTTA BE A TERM FOR WHAT THIS NIGGA IS. JUST KIDDING! I KNOW WHAT THE TERM IS, IT'S "DICKHEAD". THIS NIGGA ALSO MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST PORN STAR JOCK OF THE MILLENIUM. I THINK THIS NIGGA BRINGS P-NO CHICKS FLOWERS AFTER THEY DO DOUBLE ANAL/ATM SCENES LIKE "YOU DID SO GOOD SWEETHEART!" *KISS*


FUCKNIGGA TWEET
they say people in your life are seasons



WOW THAT'S DEEP MY PAL, IS THAT FROM A DRAKE SONG? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE B. WHY THE DUMBEST NIGGAS ALWAYS GOTTA GET PHILOSOPHICAL ON TWITTER AND END UP SOUNDING LIKE THEY WRITE LYRICS FOR "THURSDAY"?

@EVERYHOROSCOPETWITTER

YO FIRST OF ALL, MY ONE DEALBREAKER WITH FEMALES IS ASTROLOGY B. I MARRIED MY WIFE CUZ I TESTED HER BY BEING LIKE "WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?" AND SHE WAS LIKE "WHO GIVES A SHIT?" SO BASICALLY IF YOU BELIEVE SOME GALILEO WALTER MERCADO BULLSHIT ABOUT YOUR PLANETS BEING IN ALIGNMENT AND FULL MOONS AND STARS MEAN "YOUR BOSS IS GONNA GIVE YOU A 50 CENT RAISE TODAY!"...YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE B AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF IF YOUR AGE DOESN'T END IN "TEEN"... THAT'S PRETTY MUCH LIKE ME BEING LIKE "THE WIND IS BLOWING NORTHEAST TODAY SO THAT MEANS YOUR DOG HATES YOU BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN LOCKING HIM OUT OF THE BEDROOM SO YOU CAN JERK ILLZ" IDK HOW NIGGAS DONT NOTICE HOW VAGUE HOROSCOPES ARE EITHER B. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE:


FUCKNIGGA TWEET
Leo Horoscope Aug 13: Business partnerships should turn out to be quite lucrative.. Travel for business or pleasure


BUSINESS PARTNERSHIPS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LUCRATIVE, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT INNIT? (I SAID THAT FOR ALL MY UK HEADS) THIS SHIT SAID "SHOULD" THOUGH. ISN'T THE WHOLE POINT OF A HOROSCOPE TO TELL SIMPLETON NIGGAS AND BITCHES WHAT TO DO WITH THEY LIFE? THIS SHIT BASICALLY SAYS "DO WHATEVER, I GUESS?" BUT IT'S A MILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY. THERES A BITCH THAT WRITES FOR YOUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER THAT GETS PAID TO SAY "I GUESS YOU SHOULD DO THIS?" AND BASE IT ON JUPITER BEIN BEHIND URANUS AND STARS BEING IN THE SHAPE OF AN ELEPHANT & SHIT LIKE THAT.

@THATAWKMOMENT

YO THIS IS A TEENAGE WHITE GIRL DIGITALIZED B. THIS IS A TEENAGE WHITE GIRL ROBOT. DO ANY OF YOU HAVE A TEENAGE WHITE SISTER/COUSIN/DAUGHTER/NIECE? CAN YOU COMPREHEND THE LEVELS OF ASTRONOMICALLY DEEP CORNINESS THAT CAN BE ACHIEVED BY A TEENAGE WHITE GIRL? MY WIFE'S NIECE IS A 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL IN A SMALL TOWN AND READING HER FACEBOOK PAGE HURTS ME PHYSICALLY B. ITS ALL <3'S AND rawr.'S AND #THATAWKWARDMOMENTWHEN'S... SHIT IS THE WORST. MY BIGGEST FEAR ABOUT BLOWING UP/GETTIN PAID, IS MOVING OUTTA THE BRONX INTO A SUBURB AND MY DAUGHTER BEING EVEN 50% AS CORNY. THAT SAID, THIS WHOLE TWITTER PERSON/THING TIMELINE IS "#THATAWKWARDMOMENTWHEN [SOMETHING SO CORNY IT MAKES ME HAVE AN ANEURYSM]"


FUCKNIGGA TWEET
#ThatAwkMoment when the weirdest person is school gets a BF/GF and youre still single


WOW B. WOW. ISN'T THIS THE PLOT FOR EVERY DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE EVER? THIS IS WHAT I MEAN B. IF A GIRL NAMED MEAGHAN ROCKFORD DIDN'T WRITE THIS I'LL NEVER BLOG AGAIN. THAT'S HOW SURE I AM THIS SHIT COMES STRAIGHT FROM THE CORNY ASS BRAIN OF A TEENAGE WHITE GIRL.

@candySUPATHROAT

YO THIS FLYING MAMMAL IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE FIRST BITCH TO USE TWITTER AS HER DIGITAL PIMP B. I WOULDN'T FOLLOW THIS BITCH CUZ IF I DID NIGGAS WOULD THINK I WAS A TRICK, ALSO, THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THE PHRASE "SUCKIN DICK" WOULD APPEAR ON MY TL WOULD TURN MY IPHONE INTO PEREZ HILTON. THIS BITCHES WHOLE LIFE REVOLVES AROUND MEETING NIGGAS IN THE PROJECTS AND EATING THEY ASS. THAT SHIT SOUNDS LIKE THE WORST JOB EVER. I WAS 69'ING WITH A BITCH ONCE AND SHE HAD THE LITTLE SWEATY ASS HAIRS ALL PASTED AROUND HER PERIANAL AREA B MIXED WITH LINT, I BURIED MY HEAD IN THE MATRESS LIKE AN OSTRICH B AND LET HER FINISH BLOWING ME, THAT WAS GROSS. EATING A SWEATY HAIRY MALE ASS B? I'D RATHER GET SHOT ANYWHERE BELOW MY DICK. THAT'S THIS BITCHES JOB THOUGH, I'D RATHER BE THE NIGGA ON FORDHAM ROAD IN JULY DRESSED UP AS SPONGEBOB HANDING OUT FLYERS FOR A CELL PHONE STORE. IF YOU FOLLOW THIS FUCKIN ANIMAL CUB YOU'LL GET #TWITTERAIDS. DON'T DO IT.


FUCKNIGGA TWEET
STOP saying a I do is SUCK DICK!!! It's offensive! I do other stuff 2... Lik lick balls n eat ass! I'm not a 1 act kinda girl


[MASE VOICE]WOWWWWW.[/MASE VOICE] OH BTW THIS BITCH JUST POSTED A VIDEO OF HER BLOWING A NIGGA WITH A HUGE GENITAL WART ON HIS DICK RAW B. [KAY SLAY]DAAAMN![/KAY SLAY]

@TYRESE

THIS NIGGA CONSISTENTLY SAYS SOME OF THE DUMBEST "SMART DUMB NIGGA" STATEMENTS ON TWITTER B. THAT NIGGA MUST BE PERPETUALLY HIGH B CUZ THE TYPE OF SHIT HE SAYS SOUNDS LIKE THE TYPE OF SHIT YOU WRITE WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR 29TH BONG HIT THEN WALK AWAY FROM TWITTER CUZ YOU HUNGRY THEN YOU COME BACK AND YOU'RE LIKE "OH SHIT I ALMOST TWEETED THAT" AND YOU DELETE IT. THIS NIGGA TWEETS GOT MORE MISSPELLED WORDS THAN BLACK MOON'S DISCOGRAPHY. IF YOU FOLLOW THIS NIGGA I KNOW TO NEVER PUT MY PENIS ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR VAGINA FOR FEAR OF CREATING SOMEONE WITH 50% DUMB BITCH GENETIC PATTERNS.


FUCKNIGGA TWEET
Even if I have to wait a year...I would feel like I made it as a aurthur knowing Oprah read my book!! A real #DreamComeTrue


SON...MADE IT AS A AURTHUR? YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE IT AS A TYRESE MY NIGGA. GODDAMN B WHERE DID THIS NIGGA GO TO SCHOOL? I NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN BE 100% SURE I DON'T SEND MY KIDS THERE. HOW CAN YOU WRITE A BOOK WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL THE WORD THAT MEANS "A NIGGA WHO WRITES A BOOK?" GET THIS NIGGA OUTTA HERE. I FEEL SORRY FOR WHOEVER HAD TO EDIT THIS NIGGAS MANUSCRIPT CUZ HE EITHER COMMITTED SUICIDE OR LAUGHED SO HARD HE DIED.

@shanedawson

I DONT KNOW WHO THIS LADY IS BUT SHE HAS LIKE 50000000000 FOLLOWERS AND SHE DOES YOUTUBE VIDEOS ALL THE TIME BUT SHE DOES A PERFECT IMPRESSION OF "TERRIBLE WHITE COMEDIANS"...THIS BITCH SHOULD GO ON TOUR WITH DANE COOK AND @YOURFAVWHITEGUY. THEY COULD CALL IT THE "TWO DICKS AND A PUSSY" TOUR. NAH BUT ON SOME G SHIT THIS NIGGA LOOKS WILD FRAIL AND IS PROBABLY OD PAID OFF YOUTUBE VIDEOS. SO FUCK HIM AND IF YOU FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER THEN YOU PROBABLY SHOULD QUESTION YOURSELF B CUZ THIS NIGGA HAS BANGS AND HIS NAME IS SHANE. BANGS MY NIGGA.


FUCKNIGGA TWEET
going to rehearse for a movie my friend is directing. i have to embrase my "nerdy" side. this should be easy! #stillavirgin


OH YOU'RE REHEARSING FOR A MOVIE? THE OTHER DAY I WAS HOLDING MY SON UP DOING THAT SHIT DADS DO WHERE THEY LIFT THEIR KID UP IN THE AIR LIKE "WHOOOAHHH! YOUR FLYINGGGG!! WHOOSH!!" AND THE LITTLE NIGGA THREW UP DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH RIGHT WHEN I WAS SAYING "WHOOOA!"...I WOULD RATHER THAT HAPPEN TO ME 4 TIMES A DAY FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS THAN WATCH EVEN 2 MINUTES OF THIS NIGGA "ACTING". YOU "EMBRASING" YOUR NERDY SIDE B? SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR IS A TRADEMARK OF WHITE COMEDIANS BUT THIS NIGGA IS PROBABLY NOT EVEN KIDDING. HE ALSO DOES THAT "WHITE COMEDIAN FACE" THAT I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN BUT YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALMBOUT.

@SEANHANNITY

THIS NIGGA IS WHAT BLACK ISREALITES ARE TALKIN ABOUT WHEN THEY SCREAM "WHITE DEVIL!" AT RANDOM WHITE NIGGAS IN THE STREET. THIS DUDE IS THE HUGEST CLOSET RACIST IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD B. THAT NIGGA PROLLY KNEELS BY HIS BED EVERY NIGHT AND PRAYS FOR SLAVERY TO COME BACK WHILE HE STICKS NEEDLES IN A VOODOO DOLL THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS. HIS SHOW IS THE TYPE OF SHIT YOU WATCH FOR 15 MINUTES JUST TO GET AMPED UP AND GO TO CONNECTICUT AND ASSASSINATE EVERY DAD AGE WHITE MALE YOU SEE B. HIS TWITTER IS PRETTY MUCH HIM TALKIN ABOUT WHO'S GONNA BE ON THE SHOW AND OCCASIONALLY HE DROPS TWEETS ABOUT WHAT HE THINKS WHICH CAN BE EASILY TRANSLATED TO WHAT HE REALLY MEANS. IF THAT NIGGA WAS A RAPPER HE'D DO A "TUPAC BACK" REMIX CALLED "ADOLF BACK".


FUCKNIGGA TWEET
Can you imagine the damage Obama could have done if the House wasn't controlled by the GOP?


TRANSLATION: CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THAT ASSHOLE COMMUNIST NIGGER OBAMA WOULD DO TO MY COUNTRY IF WE GLORIOUS CAUCASIAN MEN WEREN'T STILL IN TOTAL CONTROL OF THIS SHIT? PSH, WHAT A FUCKING NIGGER. I HOPE THEY BRING SLAVERY BACK.

@LADYGAGA

I KNOW SOME OF YOU BITCHES LISTEN TO THIS BITCH (NOTE: IF YOU'RE A PERSON THAT IS A MALE WITH HAIR ON YOUR FACE AND BALLS, AND YOU OWN A LADY GAGA ALBUM. THROW YOUR FACIAL IN THE GARBAGE B) BUT CAN SHE GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE? THIS BITCH IS SO CORNY IT MAKES MY EYELASHES HURT. ITS LIKE SHE'S THE ADULT VERSION OF A CORNY TEENAGE WHITE GIRL. I GIVE HER PROPS FOR FINDING OUT THE FORMULA "BITE BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC +BITE MADONNA SWAG +TAKE MYSELF SERIOUSLY DRESSED AS A EGG/TIGER PENIS/BLOODY TAMPON = A TRILLION DOLLARS" BUT SHE REALLY GOTTA STOP ACTING LIKE SHE'S SOME TYPE OF CRAZY DEEP ENIGMA TYPE BITCH. ALL THAT WILD SHIT SHE DOES DISTRACTS YOU FROM THE FACT THAT WITHOUT THE MAKEUP AND WHALE SCROTUM DRESS SHE LOOKS 10 TIMES MORE LIKE A GOOFY ITALIAN BITCH THAN THE 2000TH RUNNER UP WHEN THEY WERE DOING THE JERSEY SHORE CASTING. SHE ALSO PRETENDS SHE USED TO DO COKE WHICH IS WORSE THAN WATCHING AN ADAM SANDLER ROMCOM ON ADDERALL AND PRETENDING IT'S FUNNY.


FUCKNIGGA TWEET
Love is a Result. We bare an Unbearable Human Inability: to just 'be.' http://twitpic.com/64ollz


THIS BITCH SINGS SONGS WITH LYRICS LIKE "THIS BEAT IS SICK, I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK" (THAT MEANS I WANNA SIT ON YOUR DICK B, JUST IN CASE HER SHAKESPEAREAN PROSE WAS TOO DEEP FOR YOU) BUT THEN SHE JUMPS ON TWITTER LIKE SHE'S IMMANUEL KANT & SHIT. SOMEONE PLEASE PUT THIS BITCH BACK IN THE RECYCLE BIN.

@KESHASUXX

*ELECTRONIC EFFECTS* RAWR! IM SO WILD! LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY I'M SO FREAKING WILD I BRUSH MY TEETH LIKE I'M P DIDDY! I LEAVE TO PARTY AND I AIN'T COMIN BACK I'M CRUNK CRUNK! *ELECTRONIC EFFECTS* YO GET THIS BITCH OUTTA HERE B. SHE'S LIKE THE SLUT VERSION OF KELLY CLARKSON B. THIS BITCHES MUSIC IS MY TORTURE MUSIC B. LIKE IF I BLOW UP AND YOU WANNA TORTURE ME TO GET THE COMBINATION TO MY SECRET SAFE, TIE ME UP AND PLAY THIS BITCHES MUSIC IN ONE EAR AND JOE BUDDEN IN THE OTHER EAR WHILE YOU MAKE ME WATCH LADY GAGA DO PERFORMANCE ART IN A KITCHEN WITH GUY FIERI MAKIN A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AFFLICTION SHIRT. I WOULD GET SO FURIOUS I WOULD SNITCH ON MYSELF IF YOU LET ME KILL ALL THOSE NIGGAS WITH AN OLD MACHETE. THIS BITCH REMINDS ME OF WHEN AMY POEHLER DID AVRIL LAVIGNE ON SNL. ALL SNEERING AND SHIT, BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE YOU MAKE MUSIC FOR GIRLS TO SUCK WILD DICK TOO ON SOME UNASHAMED SHIT. IF A BITCH HAS A KE$HA CD IN HER CRIB SHE'LL LET YOU COME IN HER MOUTH ON THE FIRST DATE. NAHMEAN IF A BITCH HAS A KE$HA CD SHE'LL EAT YOUR ASS IN THE BATHROOM OF A BAR AFTER 1.5 BEERS. THIS IS MUSIC FOR BITCHES WHO STILL BE ON MYSPACE LOOKING FOR DICKS TO PUT IN THEY BUTT.


FUCKNIGGA TWEET
sorry i been missing. phone is dead. i peed on it.


YOU DEFINETLY DIDN'T PEE ON YOUR PHONE MA. YOU LOOK LIKE DJ FROM FULL HOUSE DRESSED UP LIKE A TRANSEXUAL WARLOCK FROM MOROCCO, NO DOUBT BUT YOU SOFT. YOU PROBABLY HAD TO GO TO MEETINGS WITH JEWISH NIGGAS WHERE THEY WAS LIKE "COURTNEY YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB WITH THE IMAGE AND BRANDING, I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TWEETING SINCE WE'VE BEEN BUSY SO HERE'S SOME SUGGESTIONS FOR YOU TO TWEET WHEN YOU GET BACK" AND THEY GAVE HER THE ABOVE TWEET ALONG WITH "SORRY I BEEN MISSING, I WAS BUYING BEDAZZLED WEIGHTLIFTING GLOVES AND LISTENING TO WHITESNAKE! BADASS!" AND "SORRY I BEEN MISSING, I WAS PARTYING SO HARD I SHIT INTO MY PUSSY AND IT GOT INFECTED! RAWR! <3"

@JASPERDOLPHIN

YOU ALREADY KNOW ALL THESE ODD FUTURE NIGGAS IS TEENAGE INFANT CHEST FUCKNIGGAS. BUT THIS NIGGA IS EXTRA GERBER BABY FOOD CUZ HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. HE DON'T RAP AND IF HE DOES HE PROLLY SUCKS, AND IDK IF THE NIGGA MAKES BEATS BUT IF HE DOES THEY PROLLY SUCK. THE NIGGAS TWITTER CONSISTS OF HIM BEING LIKE "I'M BOUT TO SMOKE WEED SWAG FUCK"..."I'M AT THE WEED STORE SWAG RAPE FUCK"..."I JUST BOUGHT SOME OG WILLY WONKA MASTER KUSH G13 FUCKIN TIGHT SWAG SWAG"..."I'M SMOKIN SOME OG WILLY WONKA MASTER KUSH G13 FUCK SWAG FUCK"...NIGGA ARE YOU 12.5? WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT ON TWITTER? DID YOU JUST DISCOVER WEED? WEED IS LIKE A FACT OF LIFE TO ME B. YOU CAN TELL A NIGGA JUST STARTED SMOKIN WEED WHEN ALL THEY TALK ABOUT IS WEED. TO ME TALKIN ABOUT WEED IS LIKE SAYING "I JUST ATE A SANDWICH, I'M GONNA TAKE A SHIT LATER." REALLY NIGGA? THATS OD BASIC. THE 1% OF THE TIME HE'S NOT TALKIN ABOUT WEED HE'S HOLLERIN HARDBODY AT SOME WHITE GIRLS AND TALKIN ABOUT GROUPIES. NIGGA I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT AN ODD FUTURE GROUPIE LOOKS LIKE B. I'M IMAGINING A DEPRESSED BITCH COVERED IN BRUISES WITH A HALF A MOHAWK AND 28 SKULL TATTOOS. NAHMEAN BITCHES PROLLY LOOK LIKE TRAVIS BARKER WITH B CUPS. FUCK OUTTA HERE. ALSO THIS NIGGA IS A BITCH CUZ HE TRIED TO COME AT MY NECK ON TWITTER LIKE I WOULDN'T SUPLEX THE NIGGA OUT A WINDOW IN REALITY. NIGGA LOOKS LIKE DWIGHT GOODEN HAD A BABY WITH YUNG BERG AND THE SHIT HAD FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME. FUCKIN PUSSY.


FUCKNIGGA TWEET
Who Wanna Take Me To Get Some Dro. Trying To Face A 8Th.


OH YOU'RE GONNA FACE AN 8TH OF DRO BRAH?! FUCK! SWAG! FUCKIN TIGHT!...FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA ARE YOU A TODDLER? NIGGA TALKIN LIKE HE'S BLOWIN 20 GRAMS OF PUREE UP HIS NASAL. MATTERFACT GO DO 150 BUMPS OF HEROIN UNDERWATER NIGGA HOLLA AT ME WHEN YOU DROWN/OD. THAT'S ANOTHER SMALL SAMPLING OF THE TYPE OF ASSHOLE NIGGAS ON TWITTER B. AVOID THESE NIGGAS AT ALL COSTS CUZ READING THE BULLSHIT THEY WRITE MIGHT INFURIATE YOU TO A POINT WHERE YOU RUN UP IN A DAYCARE STRAPPED WITH 20 BRICKS OF C4 AND BINLADEN DEAD SO IT'S NO MORE VIRGINS IN MUSLIM HEAVEN.