Monday, March 7, 2011

I THOUGHT "MONEY CREATES TASTE" ?

YO WHO DRESSES NBA PLAYERS B? COLORBLIND 12 YEAR OLDS WITH ASPEREGERS? A RETARD IN A GROUP HOME WHO THINKS HE'S KANYE WEST?...I'M SAYIN AIN'T THESE NIGGAS RICH? THEY WENT FROM WEARING VELOUR ENYCE SUITS ALL THE TIME TO WEARING ACTUAL SUITS ALL THE TIME AND NOW THEY DRESS LIKE THEY'RE FUCKING AROUND ON THE SET OF "YO GABBA GABBA".






LOOK AT THIS NIGGA PAUL PIERCE OLD ASS. DO YOU EVEN REALLY WEAR GLASSES? WHY ARE NIGGAS WEARING GLASSES NOW WHEN THEY DON'T NEED GLASSES? IF I WAS A MILLIONAIRE THE ONLY THING I WOULD WANT ON MY FACE IS JESSICA ALBA'S PUSSY...OR SUNGLASSES WHEN IT'S SUNNY OUT OR IM EXTREMELY HIGH. THIS NIGGAS BLAZER LOOKS LIKE HE DUG UP A DEAD BARBERSHOP QUARTET GUY AND WAS LIKE "THIS IS HOT...I THINK THE HAT IS TOO MUCH THOUGH"...AND WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT BACK HUGE HEADPHONES? NIGGA YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR DJING A SLUMBER PARTY AT WILL.I.AM'S CRIB, BUT YOU GOT CLASS AFTER SO YOU GOT YOUR BOOKBAG. FUCKIN DICK.





YO WHAT IS THIS MY GUY? I FUCKS WITH YOU CUZ YOU'RE FROM QB BUT WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS OUTFIT B? ARE YOU GOING TO A JOB INTERVIEW AT A BASEBALL GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO PLAY BASKETBALL AND RAP? YOU LOOK LIKE A MANAGER AT APPLEBEES THAT JUST GOT OFF WORK AND HALFWAY CHANGED. COME ON MY G THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. BLAZERS THAT'S ALL COLORFUL LIKE THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BOUT TO GO HOST A GAME SHOW IN 1978. NIGGAS TOOK A PICTURE OF YOU WEARING THIS B, NOW THE SHIT IS ON THE INTERNET FOREVER. IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU MARRIED THE KARDASHIAN THAT LOOKS LIKE MY SON OLMEC FROM LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE.






YO YOU FUCKIN SQUINTY FACE ASSHOLE, ARE YOU SERIOUS? NIGGA IS WEARING AN AFRICAN HAT AND ANAL BEADS? WITH TIGHT JEANS AND KNEE HIGH SOCKS? ARE YOU A FUCKIN STREET FIGHTER CHARACTER MY NIGGA? ARE YOU A CARTOON OR A HUMAN? LOOK AT THIS NIGGAS FACE HE'S FEELIN HIMSELF, HYPE AS FUCK TO BE IN SCOTLAND OR WHEREVER THE FUCK HE'S AT IN THAT "DO THE RIGHT THING" ASS OUTFIT. I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT NIGGA TSHIRT SAY BUT IF ITS NOT "IM A FUCKIN ASSHOLE" THEN IT'S INCORRECT.





SHAQ, MY NIGGA. I KNOW YOU 8 FOOT 12 AND ITS HARD TO FIND CLOTHES BUT CAN'T YOU JUST POINT TO SHIT AND HIRE AN ITALIAN TAILOR TO DUPLICATE THE SHIT IN A "ODXL"?? THIS NIGGA IS WEARING A DOLPHIN FUR COAT AND REEBOKS. WITH A FUCKIN HOMELESS TODDLER PERUVIAN BUM HAT. DAMN NIGGA I REALLY HAVE NO WORDS FOR THIS OTHER THAN I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKIN AROUND CUZ THE ONLY WAY I'D COME OUTTA MY CRIB LOOKIN LIKE THIS IS IF I JUST ROBBED A BANK IN A BLACK HOODIE AND REALLY WANTED TO THROW THE COPS OFF. THAT WHITE DUDE IS LIKE "HEY SHAQ CAN YOU WRITE DOWN WHO YOUR STYLIST IS SO I CAN NEVER HIRE THEM TO DO ANYTHING?"




SMH THESE NIGGAS REALLY NEED TO STEP THEY GAME UP. CUZ I KNOW ALL THAT SHIT COST MAD BREAD BUT ITS BASICALLY LIKE ME BUYING THE FINEST EUROPEAN DOG SHIT MONEY CAN BUY AND RUBBIN IT ON MY NECK AS COLOGNE.

10 comments:

  1. Christ almighty, Paul Pierce looks that the black Ben Stein in a midlife crisis. Fucking got the casual dress shirts, I wore that shit when I was 16 and thought I was classy or something, this dude still doin it! I bet he's got jeans on in that one too.

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  2. Shaq lookin like he wrapped himself in all the double sided tape Office Max has in stock then just walked through a lost and found pile.

    Fucking christ

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  3. This is the funniest shit I've ever read.

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  4. I know you the ghostface troll nigga. i know.................................EVERYTHING

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  5. This post is pure internet gold. I was dying laughing.

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  6. I thought of Mero instantly when I read the top 10 softest niggas in the game thing too....could it be? this is hilarious regardless...keep em coming

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  7. HAHA YO NAH IM NOT THE FAUX TONY STARKS, IF IT WAS ME I MOST DEF WOULDA LINKED TO V-LITE AND MONETIZED THE SHIT OUT THIS MUTHAFUCKA. I GOTTA GET PAID "IM TRYNA FEEL MINK NIKKUH"

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  8. http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Rapper-Waka-Flocka-Peta-Ink-Not-Mink-Campaign.jpg

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  9. I scared people at work I was laughing so hard. Good show.

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  10. Carlos boozer rap....Sigh...

    http://www.box.net/shared/2nb86c8pe9

    -G

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