YOOOOO!!! THIS NIGGA FELL IN THE GAP BETWEEN THE 4 TRAIN AND THE PLATFORM AND GOT SMUSHED BY THE FUCKIN MECHANICAL GAP CLOSER JOINT!!! WOWWW SON, HOW DID YOU DO THAT? THAT'S WHY YOU SUPPOSED TO WATCH YOUR STEP WHEN YOU GET OFF THE FUCKIN TRAIN DICKHEAD. IF YOU WOULDA BEEN PAYIN ATTENTION INSTEAD OF LISTENIN TO THE FUCKIN CORNY ASS BEATLES (I BET MY SON THAT'S WHAT HE WAS LISTENIN TO) YOU WOULDN'T BE STUCK IN THAT METAL THING GETTIN YA RIBS CRUSHED IN HALF. NAHMEAN? YOU WOULDN'T BE SITTIN UP THERE WITH THE "IM SHITTIN A BABY WHALE OUT MY DICKHOLE." FACIAL. NIGGA LOOK LIKE KOBE IN THE FINALS...MY SON STILL GOT HIS IPOD ON THOUGH I BET HE WAS JAMMIN TO THE SHIT WHILE HIS INTERNAL ORGANS WAS GETTIN TURNED INTO CREPES. WHATEVER THIS NIGGA WAS LISTENIN TO I BET ANYTHING WHEN HE COMES OUT BELLEVUE (IF HE DOESN'T DIE LIKE A LIL BITCH) THAT SHIT IS GONNA MAKE HIM HAVE AUTOMATIC PANIC ATTACKS. SUPPOSEDLY THIS NIGGA IS CLINGIN TO LIFE IN THE HOSPI-TEE. OH AND THE POST SAYS HE WAS/IS AN ACTOR. BUT THIS IS NEW YORK CITY NIGGA, EVERYBODY'S A FUCKIN ACTOR. FUCK OUTTA HERE. HIS BIGGEST ROLE SO FAR IS "DICKHEAD NIGGA THAT WAS LISTENIN TO THIS GAY SHIT AND FELL OFF THE TRAIN AND GOT MADE INTO WHITE GUY TOSTONES"
How is this fuckin real life? This only happens in Austin Powers flicks and cartoons.
ReplyDeleteThis shit is beyond me. Mean game face though. Bills would win if they had that face on collectively.
Is this the same scenario I've heard about in the NYC subway where people would fall down into some shit on the tracks and get twisted up, they stay alive until they get untwisted and inevitably die so they get a priest and their family there to say prayers and goodbyes before they die?
ReplyDeleteIDK, I THINK IF HE DIED THEY WOULDA GAVE HIM A SHOUTOUT IN THE PAPER, LAST TIME I CHECKED HE WAS IN "EXTREMELY CRITICAL CONDITION" #KANYESHRUG.
ReplyDeleteIF EVERYONE ON THE KNICKS BENCH GOT THAT FACE ON TONIGHT WE WINNIN BY 40. #SWAG #WOO
This clown's new corner name is K-Stones
ReplyDeleteGOAT blog. Period.
ReplyDeleteWe were seperated at birth pause.
Stay up.
lmaooooooooo @ the Kobe face... u hit it right on the nose!
ReplyDeleteyo Mero good shit keep making us laugh