Monday, January 4, 2010

MERO MAILBAG 1/4 INTRODUCIN THE CRAIGS...LIST...KILLAAAA!!!!




yo seriously the blog is on the right track congrats on getting that on and rockin but as a serious question, whats the deal with not being able to find a decent looking black female off craigslist? There are dozens of freaky foul white broads posting and replying to get their toes sucked and ears nibbled on but i can't meet a down to earth black chick. I live in the south in a backwards ass town so it's not extremely easy to meet sisters or maybe i just dont have game like that anyways good lookin on the blog like i said. 1


FIRST OF ALL YOU GOT ME STUCK MY NIGGA...I MEAN THE FIRST HALF OF THE QUESTION SOUNDS LIKE YOU TRYIN TO CALL UP A PRO, AND THE SECOND HALF SOUNDS LIKE YOU LOOKIN FOR AN ERYKAH BADU BITCH TO GO TO POETRY SLAMS WITH. WHICH ONE IS IT?

IM SORRY TO SHATTER YOUR DREAMS MY NIGGA BUT THERES NO BITCHES ON CRAIGSLIST THAT ARE LOOKIN FOR DUDES TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH, AND THERES NO BLACK BITCHES ON CRAIGSLIST THAT ARE "DOWN TO EARTH" HOOKERS. HOOKERS ARE HOOKERS MY NIGGA, THEY COME THROUGH, BLOW YOU, YOU BEAT, AND THEN THEY BOUNCE (A COUPLE DOLLARS RICHER AND SMELLIN LIKE EMBARASSMENT.) SO THEY DOWN TO FUCK (FOR CASH), NOT DOWN TO EARTH.

THE REASON THERES NO FEMALES ON CRAIGSLIST THAT ARE UP TO PAR IS BECAUSE:

A- BITCHES DO THE CHOOSING MOST OF THE TIME BECAUSE MOST NIGGAS ARE WILD SHERM AND BE CHASIN, AND

B- ITS FUCKIN CRAIGSLIST MY NIGGA! IS THERE ANYTHING IN ANY CATEGORY THATS UP TO PAR ON CRAIGSLIST? UNLESS YOU'RE AN ART STUDENT FROM WISCONSIN TRYING TO MOVE TO WILLIAMSBURG THERE AINT SHIT FOR YOU ON CRAIGSLIST.

IF YOU LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN THERES GOTTA BE A "BIG CITY" SOMEWHERE NEAR YOU WHERE YOU CAN MEET A BLACK BITCH MY G...I FEEL YOU AND I DONT FEEL YOU, BEING FROM NEW YORK ITS OD BASIC AND BORING TO SEE A JAPANESE BITCH MAKING OUT WITH AN ARAB DUDE ON THE TRAIN NEXT TO A BLACK BITCH WITH 3 WHITE BABIES AND ONE CHINK THATS ALL HERS. I GUESS YALL NIGGAS AINT THERE YET. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GO SOMEWHERE WHERE THERES MAD BLACK PEOPLE...AND I MEAN AN EVENT, DONT JUST GO TO YOUR NEAREST BLACK NEIGHBORHOOD AND KICK IT THERE LIKE YOUR NAME IS RAHMIQ JAMAL JENKINS, CUZ NIGGAS WILL FUCK YOU UP OR BE CONFUSED AND AVOID YOU. GO TO A SHOW OR A CLUB THATS MOSTLY BLACK PEOPLE AND JUST KICK IT AT THE BAR, OFFER TO BUY A BLACK BITCH A DRINK. THIS IS COMPLETELY FOREIGN TO THEM CUZ MOST BLACK NIGGAS FEEL LIKE GIVING A BITCH A TICTAC IS TRICKIN. THIS WILL LEAD TO CONVERSATION AND UNLESS SHORTY IS NOT AT ALL INTO WHITE DUDES YOU MIGHT COULD PROBABLY GET LAID. UNLESS YOU HAVE 0% G WHATSOEVER. BY 0% I MEAN YOU PEE ON YOURSELF OUT OF NERVOUSNESS. JUST PRETEND YOU TALKING TO YOUR COUSIN AND DONT TRY TO SOUND "DOWN" JUST BE WHITE MY NIGGA, IT'LL BE REFRESHING FOR THE BITCH CUZ IF SHE HAS GOTTEN HIT ON BY WHITE DUDES THEY WERE PROBABLY THE ILL WIGGER SPECIMEN. YOU'LL PROBABLY FAIL UDDDDD TIMES IF YOU LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN AND FINDING A DOPE BLACK BITCH IN A MOSTLY WHITE SOUTHERN TOWN THAT WONT IMMEDIATELY LAUGH IN YOUR FACE IS LIKE ME FINDING CHRIS BROWNS LAMBO THAT HE BEAT RHIANNA UP IN AND HE'S IN IT CRYIN TALKIN BOUT "YO YOU COULD HAVE IT MY MAN *SOB* HERE'S THE PAPERS *SOB* I DONT WANT IT NO MORE" BUT DONT GIVE UP, YOU MIGHT WAKE UP NEXT TO SANAA LATHAN ONE DAY AND BE LIKE "THANKS MERO!" (IN YOUR HEAD CUZ IF YOU SAY THE SHIT OUT LOUD SHE'LL GET NERVOUS)

THIS IS ALL ASSUMING YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT REGULAR BITCHES. IF YOUR TALKIN ABOUT HOES THEN REFINE YOUR SEARCH FROM "HOES" TO "BLACK HOES ONLY" AND SEE WHAT YOU GET. BUT YO, AS A JOKE ME AND MY NIGGAS USED TO SMOKE L'S AND CALL UP THE UGLIEST HOOKERS ON CRAIGSLIST, SUFFICE TO SAY WE MADE ALOTTA CALLS.

3 comments:

  1. haha my friend called up a spanish chick from craigslist and thought she was all into him..goes in the bedroom and she got a kid..but he still like oh whatever ill fuck...then the bitch goes...so how much you got...he stacy dashed the fuck out of that spot...craigslist isnt for the faint of heart

    ReplyDelete
  2. NOT AT ALL FOR LIGHTWEIGHTS MY NIGGA, THAT SHIT IS LAST CHANCE SALOON B IF YOU FUCKIN BITCHES OFF CRAIGSLIST THEN YOU OFFICIALLY HIT ROCKBOTTOM AND YOU BOUT TO CATCH AN STD OR CATCH A CASE. EITHER WAY YOU ASSED OUT.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Son, feeling u on the Sanaa Lathan choice...until I seen the bitches thumbs. ID still smash but i wouldnt hold hands with her.

    ReplyDelete